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Best Opus ever.
Re-posted from the other thread
Many of the posters here are already scared of me so I have to be careful!
Unlike most cranks I realize that my politics are way out there. I realize almost nobody agrees with me and have freed myself from the emotional fallacy that I am normal. Since I know that I alone am right in my views but cannot convince anyone that I am right due to others being ignorant, of substandard intellect, or envious of my obvious genius I have simply decided that I will not try. I know what needs to be done but have despaired of being able to do it. Therefore I will enjoy my life and hope that in time through Divine intervention the world will wake up as it is impossible to convince the sheeple that they need to make me emperor for life and simply obey my every command as I must obey wifes every command.
I therefore leave the uncountable mass of ignorant, lazy, unthinking semi-humans that form the vast majority of the population of Earth to face the wrath of God that they so richly deserve. I look forward to warming my hands while sitting in heavenly bliss by the heat of the brimstone used to burn and punish their immortal souls.
Im going to enjoy the beach, plant flowers and vegetables and enjoy watching the wrath of God descend upon the sons of Sodom and Nineveh that are the population of the US today.
Other than those things I’ll talk to my shotgun
Gol-darn it, Mr. Lazamataz, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore!