Omigod.
I laughed my arse off on just the first one - The Bible! Now I have no arse left to laugh off. In fact, I have so little arse left that Kim Kardashian would call me, frankly, and - she’d call me because she owes me a favor - and she’d say, “Bolo...” she just calls me “Bolo”... we’re very friendly, honestly... and she’d say, “Bolo - can I lend you some arse? I have enough I I think you might need some.”
Truthfully.
LOL. Post of the day.