"Young lady, are you aware of the penalties for perjury?" roared the Aggie lawyer at the witness. "You have just testified that you have two brothers. But, in previous testimony, your brother stated that he has but one brother. I want the truth!"
Why can't Aggie farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.
There was an aggie that saw a sign that said "Wet Cement". So he did.
How do you get an Aggie graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
All in good fun.
I had a cousin who was on the Aggie Joke Book committee. The A&M Alumni published them. They made gobs of money that went into a scholarship fund. He loved Aggie jokes - they paid for a lot of diplomas. Not sure if they are still being published; our paperless world may have done them in.