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Donald Trump Won't Be Our Next President Because He Doesn't Have a Beard
Paleofuture ^
| 8/12/15
| Matt Novak
Posted on 08/26/2015 4:10:39 AM PDT by uglybiker
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:10:39 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
To: uglybiker
Michelle Obama is a beard. Does that count?
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:14:35 AM PDT
by
Rodney Dangerfield
(I stopped drinking the Trump Kool-Aid July 25th and will support Ted Cruz for POTUS)
To: Rodney Dangerfield
OMG, that was hilarious. I nearly spit all over my keyboard.
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:18:52 AM PDT
by
Catsrus
(The Great Wall of Trump - coming to a southern border near you.)
To: uglybiker
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:19:07 AM PDT
by
Riley
(The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
To: uglybiker
So Carly is out but Hilary still has a shot? Wait. Isn’t Michelle a beard herself?
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:34:36 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
To: Riley
Got you covered. I actually think the beard improved Hillary's look...
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:35:47 AM PDT
by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: uglybiker; MeshugeMikey
Gotcha covered, 'merica!
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:36:32 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
("Psychopathia Sexualis, I'm in love with a horse that comes from Dallas" - Lenny Bruce (1958))
To: uglybiker; Slings and Arrows
Meet the Cabinet, 2017.
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:38:08 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
("Psychopathia Sexualis, I'm in love with a horse that comes from Dallas" - Lenny Bruce (1958))
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
08/26/2015 4:41:01 AM PDT
by
machman
To: Rodney Dangerfield
Perhaps Christ will return soon
To: uglybiker
Hillary! has a beard, and his name is Bill.
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posted on
08/26/2015 5:07:28 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
To: Rodney Dangerfield
Michelle Obama is a beard. Does that count? You beat me to it. Bravo!
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posted on
08/26/2015 5:22:08 AM PDT
by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: Rodney Dangerfield
Puke!
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posted on
08/26/2015 5:30:31 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(*We are not descended from fearful men*)
To: a fool in paradise
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Hahah!
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posted on
08/26/2015 5:30:31 AM PDT
by
Thorliveshere
(Minnesota Survivor)
To: uglybiker
Then Lindsey Graham won’t be president. He still can’t grow a beard.
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posted on
08/26/2015 5:39:21 AM PDT
by
Dr. Thorne
(The night is far spent, the day is at hand.- Romans 13:12)
To: uglybiker
My bearded candidate for US President. Alas, I don't think he will be running.
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posted on
08/26/2015 5:51:50 AM PDT
by
BwanaNdege
("When the left wins, they're in power; when the right wins, they're in office." - Mark Steyn)
To: uglybiker
>>The November 1966 issue of The American Legion magazine proclaimed that the American president of 2016 would be sporting a beard.
Michelle is Obama’s beard (i.e. a female used by prominent gay men to dispel the rumors of their homosexuality). The article was strangely correct.
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posted on
08/26/2015 6:00:44 AM PDT
by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
To: SampleMan
That might count until it’s discovered the hair from her chin is only their to disguise the hair on her chest, she is a master at deceit.
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posted on
08/26/2015 6:05:09 AM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: uglybiker
Isn’t Ben Carson sporting a beard these days?
To: uglybiker
Phil for Vice President.
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posted on
08/26/2015 6:27:31 AM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
(If you can't make a deal with a politician, you can't make a deal. --Donald Trump)
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