Posted on 08/23/2015 7:27:19 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A-57-year old Nigerian man divorced his wife on the grounds that she was preparing his food very late at night, Emarat Al Youm reports, quoting news websites.
The report names the man as Oolovada Adikoaa and he told a court in Lagos that his wife failed to fulfil her marriage duties.
She did not prepare the food on time, although he warned her many times.
“There is no reason for pushing me to continue in a relationship with a woman who makes me starve, I can no longer tolerate it," he is quoted as saying.
The 25-year-old wife refuted the accusations, accusing her husband of wanting to live with another woman.
He needs to meet Wendy.
Pokinatcha Pokinatcha
Run, Mrs. Adikoaa, run fast. Run away!
when the bible talks about God hating divorce, this is the kind of divorce He was talking about- back in the days of the bible, jews would divorce their wives for ANY reason- food not prepared well enough, fast enough, house not cleaned well enough etc- and jews would divorce for a weekend just so they could sleep with other women for a weekend, then remarry their wives
Marriage was a joke back then thanks to a VERY loose society, and God abhorred such a lifestyle- they were quite immoral and commitments meant nothing to the men- the men would divorce their wives for no valid reason and the wife would get nothing- just thrown out of the house without a penny-
My Father had an odd ability. He liked any food which Mother would fix. Most of the time, he liked it so much that he would close his eyes and savor the flavor as he chewed.
Now Mother was an excellent cook but one would think he would have found something lacking in all their 67 years together.
I once asked Mother if she had ever fixed anything that Daddy did not like. She thought about it and said she really could not recall a single time.
He’s 57, she’s 25, and he married her for her cooking?
One day one of my Cousins asked me: Why does Uncle Ed close his eyes when he eats?
I told her that he was enjoying his food. We both thought it was a little funny.
Suck it up ya old coot.
_I’m_ the cook. No sympathy from me if you don’t like exactly how she does it.
God bless them.
DANG!
He’s probably got 14 other wives.
Just the sort of “no fault” “divorce” that “progressive” Americans love.
The Nigerians Ameroca cunterpart:....”Witch have just plain done got UGLY....and I dont want no Ugly woman all up to my creeb”
You know something which is even stranger. As good a cook as Mother was, Daddy always claimed Army food in WWII was the best he had ever had.
I was reading about his Battalion’s history and noted that their cooks had won an award as having the best mess in the division. Maybe their Army cooks really were that good.
I would have dropped her off a building
//S. Obviously
Are you like him ?
Great story.
Yeah, well, sure. Because each time he had dinner it meant he was still alive another day.
I am a lot pickier about what I like. There are a lot of foods I will not eat but now that I think about it, I pretty much liked everything my late wife fixed. She made a particularly good enchilada dish using a recipe she got from her Great Aunt.
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