Posted on 08/16/2015 3:43:26 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
I tell them to call me back on another number, which just happens to be a consumer fraud hotline.
You know this how? Your reference is where?
A few years ago when a salesman tried to sell us some steaks because he was in our area. My husband told them we didn't eat beef, we ate dog. In fact, he said we raise dogs for meat and he tried to sell the salesman some dog meat. It went on for a while and it was hilarious.
Don't mess with old people when we are bored!
mess with these criminal Indian scam callers
I get these all the time and found a pretty quick way to get them to hang up on their own. I tell them I don’t have a computer and usually there is silence and then a hang up the follows.
That is hilarious!
I usually either go into my Mid Eastern excited voice and go into frantic gibberish or I use Cousin It LOL.
A few years back, had some Indian guy call looking for Mr Kitty. When I said he wasn’t home, the guy says “Oh, is this his wife?”
And I replied “No, I just f**k him.”
I heard the guy just gasp, and go “WHAT???!!” THen he hung up.
Other time, when I was asked if I was his wife I’e said “No, I’m his girlfriend, but please don’t tell his wife if she answers next time.”
I did this work in college
Would this work for US Pharmacy? Ever since Sweet Hubby ordered pills from them we have been flooded with 3-6 calls a day. Nothing seems block the calls because they constantly change their phone numbers.
Is that right?
accepted..
If you have a toddler, let them talk to the telemarketer. If they’re going through potty training — bonus!!!
When my son was home he would lead them on and take up huge amounts of their time asking endless questions about the product, whatever it was. It was a game for him. Then they would get to thinking they were going to close a big sale and he would tell them he was under house arrest, declared incompetent and did not have access to money except through a trustee or under the control of a guardian or a minor or something like that. Their reactions were hilarious. Usually really poe’d.
It’s windows support and they tell you your computed is throwing bad ip addresses. This is my favorite call. First I ask them whether it’s my windows, Linux or Mac setups. Before he answers, I tell him well since you are from windows support it must be my windows computers. I then apologize for how stupid I am and will gladly help.
Before I sign onto any computer I ask him for the computer name he found the error on. I then tell him how to go to the computer name and ask him if I could log onto his system to show him. If I don’t get a click, I’ll continue to try to get him to give me remote access to his system. Usually by now they hang up on me. However I have had some of them question why I need to get on their system.
When I finally get bored with them, I .thank them for all their help. They haven’t gotten any closer to getting me to open my system to them andI tell them I had a good time looking at their system. Click.
Cousin It rocks!
Wait, what?
It beats yours
Answer AS a business, and they usually take you off the list - assuming you get to a person to do so.
I guess in terms of being a slimeball jackwagon who pesters people at home because they're not qualified to do anything else, yes. Your experience beats mine.
the funniest ever
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