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1 posted on 08/04/2015 10:15:49 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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video report: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB9166O0BEw


2 posted on 08/04/2015 10:18:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

“Lady In A Cage”
with an early appearance by James Caan, who gets half his head run over by a car.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058283/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1


4 posted on 08/04/2015 10:20:53 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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Quick, make one for dogs/cats and sales will octuple.


5 posted on 08/04/2015 10:21:03 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (()
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To: BenLurkin

Will it make that “pssshhhh” sounds like the doors in the series/movies? Because thats what I really want to hear.


6 posted on 08/04/2015 10:21:07 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: BenLurkin

Very dangerous, that’s what killed Dr. Pulaski


7 posted on 08/04/2015 10:21:09 AM PDT by Sybeck1
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To: BenLurkin

We already have closet elevators in homes. The wife and I were looking at a place with one once, I said if we lived there I’d put a beer fridge in the elevator.


8 posted on 08/04/2015 10:21:49 AM PDT by discostu (It always comes down to cortexiphan)
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I used to work in a factory that covered 6 stories and was up and down the manlift all the time.

We weren’t allowed to ride the freight elevators so we would park the forklift in it, take the manlift to where we were going then bring the elevator to us.


11 posted on 08/04/2015 10:24:42 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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To: BenLurkin

I saw one of these in a British show called Benefits about people scamming the welfare system. It was not used by old people but super morbidly obese.


12 posted on 08/04/2015 10:26:05 AM PDT by Azeem (There are four boxes to be used in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury and ammo.)
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To: BenLurkin

I want one!


14 posted on 08/04/2015 10:29:32 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: BenLurkin
I'm holding out for the TeleTransporter...

"Beam me to the beer fridge, Scotty."


16 posted on 08/04/2015 10:33:21 AM PDT by moovova
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To: BenLurkin

I wonder how much they cost.


18 posted on 08/04/2015 10:49:27 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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To: BenLurkin

Gee, they make a residential elevator sound like something new. Yawn.


19 posted on 08/04/2015 10:52:47 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: BenLurkin

Install a dumbwaiter that is large enough to crawl into. :-)


20 posted on 08/04/2015 10:53:27 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: BenLurkin
The cat is sleeping on the ground floor, then suddenly the lift comes out of the ceiling and squishes her.

somebody moves a chair into the corner of the room, then suddenly the floor lifts up and topples the chair.

This may work in Europe, but in litigation-happy America, there are too many pinch points and potential pitfalls.

21 posted on 08/04/2015 11:19:53 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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22 posted on 08/04/2015 11:29:30 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: BenLurkin

Just what every senior citizen needs in their home: their own agony booth!


23 posted on 08/04/2015 11:34:51 AM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: BenLurkin

One of the simplest ideas for this was for the opposite reason: small children going upstairs and downstairs all day.

So the father put an electric motor in the basement, to run a vertical conveyor belt with horizontal steps at intervals. So the kids could ride up on one side, and down on the other.

Not much in the way of safety features, but the kids liked it a lot.


26 posted on 08/04/2015 1:12:01 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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