[Bigg Red]

I believe you.

And, from what I have observed, hair care products and services are not available to gray-haired boomer women in Maine.

[Daffynition]

Heh. Blue-hair ladies are too busy canning & preserving this time of year and knitting sweaters for the winta; making blueberry pies.

There's one hair salon in Bangor, that I know of... it may be the only one in all of Penobscot County ...in Mabel's living room.