Can everyone squeeze in?
IN!!! ( before it’s outlawed).
Top ten! First time! Woo hoo!
Top TEN!!
TOP...Something!!
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YAY, Friday!
Release the Kraken!
An Indian (native American) walks into the local store and asks for toilet paper.
“Well chief”, the clerk says, “we have the 4 roll Charmin for $6.50, or the 4 roll AngelSoft for $4.50. Take your pick.”
The Indian looks at the clerk and says “I don’t have but .50 cents. You have anything cheap?”
The clerk feels bad and says “chief, I have this generic stuff. I can sell you one roll.”
“What the name of the generic stuff” the Indian asks as he lays his money on the counter.
“Doesn’t have a name chief.”
The Indian takes the TP and leaves.
The next morning the Indian is back at the store.
He looks at the clerk and tells him he has a name for the TP.
“You call it John Wayne TP. Because it rough, it tough and it don’t take no crap off no Indian.”
Well, this is the silliness thread, right?
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? “
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your as$hole before prison..................”
