Scientists make interesting discovery about volcanoes and immediately apply it to climate change scam; money pours in as scientists find new way to make a non-problem into a dozy of a catastrophe.
Well, there lies the rub, eh?
Consider that this finding may lead a scientist to a hypothesis that the immediate release of all this sub-water CO2 caused the death by asphyxiation of nearby animal life, including humans. If widespread, this could certainly destroy a locally-based civilization...
Now, think of the money the scientists could make if they:
Further postulate that the immediate release of CO2 into the atmosphere caused polar ice caps to melt and global sea levels rise. And, of course, this rise in sea level would naturally be hardest on non-white, non-European coastal peoples, females and LGBTs?
Attempt to prove that Minoan industry use of fossil fuels (wood, dried cow dung) also contributed to the devastation caused by the CO2 release.
Demand that the present day Greeks be forced to purchase carbon credits from the UN/Algor Corp for this ancient Republican party like devastation.
(Does the world add this to their already devastating debt? Should the Germans be forced to give the Greeks another loan?)
Explain how many species went extinct or were driven to the brink of extinction due to the purposeful release of Minoan fossil fueled carbon.
State that Atlantis’s demise was caused by Minoan C02 but even today Atlantis deniers make up the bulk of the Republican party!