[BlackAdderess]

It’s a sad situation, all those poor vampires constantly getting dragged out into the noonday sun to see if they sparkle, smoke, or do anything else interesting!

[a fool in paradise]

Ever see how the godless left reacts when they see a cross?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

If they smoke send them back indoors.

If they sparkle take off and nuke the nest from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.