Kennedy’s can’t fly or drive over bridges at night.
Never accept a ride from a Kennedy. Or a football game invite, even touch.
Don’t ski close to them. If you see one with a golf club, run.
The Kennedys: human pinballs.
“Master Kennedy, would you like to clean up before take off?”
“No, Benson. I’ll wash up on shore.”
I also believe they have problems skiing as well.