[Veggie Todd]

Beans, bullets, and band-aids.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I would prefer one in Washington, DC, it it’s possible for FEMA to arrange that.

[silverleaf]

Jade helm?

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Are they planning to set it off and save the rest of the state of Washington?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Thank goodness they are big Obamacare supporters and will get the best medical care.

[Ronald_Magnus]

They say it’ll produce a 100 ft tall tsunami. I’m sitting at 101 ft AMSL so I’m good.

[molson209]

Forget Obama’s Bad Deal with Iran , lets distract with EARTHQUAKE !!!!!!!

[zipper]

Is it too early to blame it on fracking?

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Never mind that fault line. I am worried about the ticking time bomb under Yosemite.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Everybody needs to read this scenario too—it’s probably more possible than a “big one”.

http://raptureready.com/soap2/snyder11.html

[publius911]

In a deeply reported article for The New Yorker, Kathryn Schulz tells the tale of how this fault lies dormant for periods of 243 years, on average, before unleashing monstrous tremors. The Pacific Northwest is 72 years overdue for the next quake, which is expected to be between 8.0 and 9.2 in magnitude.

This fearmongering nincompoop Schulz, is a science moron. Embarrassing, even.

Jonathan Gruber is not the only scam artist capitalizing on the utter ignorance of the American public

Saying nonsense like "we are 72 years overdue for the next quake" displays total misunderstanding and science incompetence of statistics and probability.

Natural catastrophic events never occur on a schedule, and saying "we are 72 years overdue' is an absurdity, when applied to events uccuring over tens or hundreds of thousands of years.

[unread]

"FEMA is planning for an earthquake that would devastate the Pacific Northwest."

Sounds like a good plan.....

[goodnesswins]

Wonder if it’s more likely Iran detonates something nuclear over US first

[Churchillspirit]

Very frightening......

Twenty minutes to get to high ground before the tsunami hits.

Start to run when you hear dogs barking, they can sense the earthquake coming.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

If it takes out San Francisco, Seattle and Portland, I’m all for it.

Vancouver can go too. Too many reds, drugs, crackheads.

Take photos now.

[Twotone]

There were a number of bills in Oregon’s legislature for more money for earthquake preparedness, including for departments like Land Conservation. Just another way for politicians to justify expenditures.

[Mamzelle]

Just so it gets Portland

[Conservative4Ever]

Ummm...100 miles east of the ocean and at 3000 ft elevation...I think I’m good. Made it through the Landers/Big Bear quake with only some broken crockery.

[right way right]

May we all slide into the sea.
I live right between Rainer and Seattle.
If Seattle would just fall into a sink hole this would be a red state.
I pray this sometime and God reminds me that we are to pray for our enemies.

[beaversmom]

Saw this one earlier:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3312417/posts