Girlfriend Demands Man Sell His Dog, So He Takes Out an Ad… Now She’s Furious

Craigs List via Stuff Happens via Conservative Tribune ^ | April 2014

[Vigilanteman]

There is something seriously funny about how this guy handled it.

[Envisioning]

LOL. Like the old joke says, ‘Lock them both in the trunk of your car and see which one is glad to see you when you open it an hour later’

[wagglebee]

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't stop!

[WayneS]

Did you read the ad?

[ScottinVA]

Maybe she’s allergic to the dog.

There's medication for that.

[notdownwidems]

There is something seriously wrong w people who don’t like dogs.

I can't stand dogs! They are messy, loud, can't be left alone and provide very little in the way of companionship. People look at me funny when I tell them that, but I would take issue with your statement that there is something 'seriously wrong' with me...except that I don't like dogs! Or cats either!

[trisham]

I love it! Thanks for the ping! :)

[SomeCallMeTim]

I bet he won’t get many serious inquiries.

[SamAdams76]

Sounds like you didn't read the whole article.

I think this ad was brilliant!

[thackney]

Why won’t someone willing to comment on the article, unwilling to read enough to understand the topic of the article?

[ScottinVA]

she said, NO, and he got himself a dog and lived happily ever after.

There.. fixed it for ya.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yup.

[oldbugleboy]

HEY-—it’s not complicated!!! You lock your girlfriend and

your dog in a closet on Friday nite-———which one is

happy to see you Sunday morn???? Caseclosed!!

[Jonah Hex]

I'm lucky, both my wife of 20+ years and I are dog people and currently share our home with 4 hounds. My two kids moved out when they turned 21, but we made up for their absence with the hounds. (Sometimes, I think we got the better part of the deal.(smile))

My favorite is Bella, a shitzu/yorkie mix. She's always daddy's little girl around me, but a holy terrier to the bigger male dogs when I'm not around. Yep, she's a real bitc...well, you get the picture.

[tanknetter]

Cute beagle.

But a strategically located bump, clearly seen in that picture, indicates he’s more of a “Moe” and not “Molly”

[AppyPappy]

I have been bitten so many times that I don’t like dogs.

[Popman]

——provide very little in the way of companionship.——

Wow...my dog loves me...whines when I leave, overjoyed when I return, tucks me into bed at night and goes back downstairs when I fall asleep, loyal beyond words..

[Carthego delenda est]

Went to the original source and Craigslist says “this posting has been deleted by its author”.

Maybe he found a home for his girlfriend?

[glasseye]

“Maybe he found a home for his girlfriend?”

Or she ‘ran away’...?

[LucyT]

To each his own. I like dogs, and cats.

"They (dogs) are messy, loud, can't be left alone and provide very little in the way of companionship."

Unruly? Dogs are the image of their owners.