[PressurePoint]

We have called a representative from Cinemark, and they have returned our calls, but we have not connected.

And when they 'connect' what possible contribution might Cinemark make to this story? Is there some suspicion the coyotes work for Cinemark? Perhaps the coyotes were attracted to the location because they have an interest in film?

There's a yoga studio across the parking lot from Cinemark. Maybe the coyote was leaving from a yoga session. Has anybody bothered contacting the yoga studio?

[Insert downward-facing dog joke here.]

[DesertRhino]

“Zane said he and his girlfriend walked around the back of the theater, and the coyote came around the bushes.
“It came at me, came at us, so I grabbed my shoe and I threw it at it, hit it, and it came back, came at me, so I like kicked it with my foot. And it got hold of my foot and shook me around a little bit, and it like let go and took off,” he explained.”

Shouldn’t this story start with “once upon a time”?

[DH]

It’s better to be bitten by a coyote than a moose.
Old FR timers know what I mean.

[Alas Babylon!]

Bit in the grapevine?

Man, that’s gotta hurt!

[Joe 6-pack]

WOOOF!

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[hadaclueonce]

Paging Rick Perry, we know your busy but we have a job for you.

[glock rocks]

They then went to the emergency room, where Zane had five shots.

Tequila for everyone!

[Caipirabob]

Sounds like a rabid coyote. They are a pain on their best days but they usually avoid humans in my experience. OTOH my encounters have few few and far between. More rural Freepers could probably share some not so fun stories.

[lonevoice]

"it came back, came at me, so I like kicked it with my foot"

There's the problem. If only he had hate kicked it instead, it wouldn't have bitten him.