Any dog that parks in my driveway will be shot.
Hope you live in the country, otherwise you’re in for a world of legal hurt.
“Any dog that parks in my driveway will be shot.”
Likewise any person that ‘parks’ in my driveway will be shot (although I’m pro-life when it comes to cars - I won’t shoot the innocent vehicle).
Dog: Call the animal shelter and tell them you have a stray dog.
Car: Call a tow truck to haul away the car.
You don’t want to start undue conflict with neighbors so this in the most sane way to do it.
Of course if you knew who the dog or the car belonged to, just asking them to remove them would be the best way to go.
We used to live across the street from a church. People attending would park their cars in front of our driveway. I started to let the air out of tires and sat on the porch and watched while they had to call a tow truck or change the tire. Word got around.
We tried calling the police and they didn’t want to offend anyone and so wouldn’t do anything about it unless we had an emergency and needed to get out.
Most but not all rude people seem to be lefties. You have any offensive bumper stickers? Cruz or Walker for President? How about Jesus is my Copilot? National Rifle Association or “Fight Crime Shoot Back.” Maybe a pro-life, anti-Obama or “Adam & Eve NOT Adam & Steve”.
Cafe Press has tons of these.
As for the dog problem good luck. We’ve had problems with other people’s dogs at every place we have lived from constant barking, using our yard as a potty and pit bulls chasing us. No help from anywhere including the courts who dismissed fines.
We live in a condo now with a HOA. They have leash rules. Still dogs chase us down the street on a weekly basis. Few owners keep their dogs on leashes when they go out.
Yesterday it was two lesbians making out in the private condo-owned swimming pool while my two grandchildren were there.
Many people nowadays are just plain rude, obnoxious, selfish and inconsiderate. Don’t get me wrong, most of my neighbors are wonderful, nice people. It’s the few bad apples that spoil it for the rest of us.