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(MA) Man's penis injured by banana thrown from window of passing car
The Metro ^ | 7/1/15

Posted on 07/09/2015 3:34:26 PM PDT by martin_fierro

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To: the OlLine Rebel

Even so!


21 posted on 07/09/2015 3:43:59 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Not me, I went straight to the laughter.........


22 posted on 07/09/2015 3:44:57 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: martin_fierro
Yellow fruit?


23 posted on 07/09/2015 3:45:06 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: martin_fierro

Riders on the Banana?


24 posted on 07/09/2015 3:48:34 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (If America Cared would a moslem cair?)
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To: martin_fierro
"Man's penis injured by banana thrown from window of passing car"

It was probably a pretty bad day for the banana as well.
25 posted on 07/09/2015 3:48:57 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: martin_fierro

“Is that a banana in your pants, or are you happy to see me?”


26 posted on 07/09/2015 3:49:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sex a-peel.)
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To: annieokie

Heartless... ;)


27 posted on 07/09/2015 3:49:41 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Up Yours Marxists

I’m going with ‘mixed nuts” at the moment.


28 posted on 07/09/2015 3:50:38 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows

Your favorite kind of Napl


29 posted on 07/09/2015 3:51:24 PM PDT by Gefn (Books, ice cream, FRiends,, Free Republic, and kitties. Things I'm grateful for.)
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To: annieokie

“Not me, I went straight to the laughter.........”

Me too


30 posted on 07/09/2015 3:51:52 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: martin_fierro

Perhaps it was part of a Japanese banana commercial - https://youtu.be/dpqxSBclqWs


31 posted on 07/09/2015 3:53:28 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: martin_fierro

Coming this fall on the Sci-Fi Channel: BANANANADO!


32 posted on 07/09/2015 3:55:36 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: martin_fierro

Maybe he can use the banana through a transplant. If you want to make him Jewish, just cut a little off the tip, and peel.

BEWARE THE YELLOW MENACE!


33 posted on 07/09/2015 3:55:45 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (madmax)
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To: Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"...bananaphone!"


34 posted on 07/09/2015 3:56:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong X Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: KarlInOhio
Should have taken John Cleese’s self defense class.

The self defence class against fresh fruit is a firm favourite too ...

Monty Python's Flying Circus

Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit (inc Bananas)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

35 posted on 07/09/2015 3:58:16 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Yardstick

they usually avoid mentioning both a suspect’s color (”yellow’) .....and also his/her sex (’fruit”)


36 posted on 07/09/2015 3:58:27 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (For in much wisdom is much vexation; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.)
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To: martin_fierro


37 posted on 07/09/2015 3:59:08 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: martin_fierro

38 posted on 07/09/2015 3:59:25 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
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To: ETL

Beat me by nary more than a minute. Drat.


39 posted on 07/09/2015 4:00:29 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.)
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To: martin_fierro

Does anyone remember the Monkee mobile?


40 posted on 07/09/2015 4:01:48 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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