[dware]

This is how the Red Cross is teaching kids how to "prepare" for an emergency. I wonder, did they also suggest that, after dumping their stuff in a pillowcase, that they stick their head between their legs and kiss their butt goodbye???

Am I being too harsh here?

[Kartographer]

I remember back in 60-61-62 they would do the nuke drills and have us get under our desk or out in the hall and stick our heads into our lockers? Should have just let us go outside and watch it should would have been a sight to go out on!