The first rule of Prepper Club is don’t talk about Prepper Club.
1st Rule of Prep Club: you do not talk about Prep Club
2nd Rule of Prep Club: you DO NOT TALK about Prep Club
3rd Rule of Prep Club: someone says “SHTF”, do a shot
4th Rule of Prep Club: no more than two people to a retreat - one must be a buxom blonde co-ed to help repopulate the species
5th Rule of Prep Club: only one bug-out location at a time
6th Rule of Prep Club: no tie-dye shirts, no socks-and-sandals, no Birkenstocks, no hipsters
7th Rule of Prep Club: prepping will go on as long as it has to
8th Rule of Prep Club: if this is your first post to Prep Club, you HAVE to buy all other preppers a shot