yeh right...........
In case your forgot - the mods require all satire to be duly notated in the title.
This is satire, right? With this Pope - you never can tell.
Sarc? The whole thing?
Oh man...I clicked HOPING I would find the proper tag. I think garbage like this should always be marked “satire” in the headline. Now I’m off to pop a blood pressure pill.
Certainly you forgot the /sarc.
Bad Popes picking Bad Cardinals picking even worst Popes that Pick even Worst Cardinals etc etc etc
John, if I’m not mistaken, you take all kinds of grief for not labeling your threads with “satire”. And yours are actually very good.
Surely this is a satire site!
Is this satire?
If not then this Pope needs to be branded an anti-Christ.
What is sad to me is how long that hook was stuck in my mouth. In this day and age...I blame everyone except me.
Not to worry. When he is done with the first draft he will send it to the Supreme Court for their translation.
The title gave it away...
There will be people tomorrow insisting this is true because they saw it on the internet.
I can imagine how much extra time you'll be spending in Purgatory for this!
As Obama said of the Constitution, the pope feels the Ten Commandments mostly say what thou shalt not do. They should be expanded to list all the things you can do.Income redistribution, gun grabbing, and mandating green energy being three of them.
The pope’s version of ‘hope and change’.
The Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:2-17 NKJV)
1) - “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
2) - “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments.
3) - “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4) - “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
5) - “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
6) - “You shall not murder.
7) - “You shall not commit adultery.
8) - “You shall not steal.
9) - “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10) - “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”
http://www.the-ten-commandments.org/the-ten-commandments.html
Sorry, the way this upside down world has been going, nothing is surprising anymore.