[doorgunner69]

Rosie O’Donuts on the loose again?

[WKTimpco]

Obamacare is out of control when we end up paying
for a pig’s surgery. How much does a .45 cartridge
cost?

[nickcarraway]

Ping

[nickcarraway]

Pit bulls, pre-processed bacon, Floriduh.... all come together.

[rikkir]

Police say the pig was rushed to an animal hospital.

Pig was rushed to a hot drum smoker. He’s expected to be fine...with some good sauce and a side of slaw!

[jy8z]

Police say they are now investigating whether to file criminal charges against an unidentified homeowner who owns all three animals.

I'm an owner of a pit bull and this owner needs to be schooled.

[Pollster1]

Surgery? It’s a whole lot cheaper (and tastier) to just stick an apple or a yam in the pig’s mouth, and add:

Kosher salt and cracked black pepper
1/2 cup chopped garlic
1/2 cup finely chopped parsley
1/4 cup chopped fresh thyme
Salt and fine black pepper
3 bay leaves
2 tablespoons cumin
2 cups julienne onions
6 oranges, halved
3 limes, halved
3 lemons, halved
1/2 cup olive oil
1 cup white wine

[Pontiac]

In my youth my cousins raised pigs.

I think a couple of those pig would have been able to take on a pit bull.

And if it could get itself backed in to a corner might have taken on two and won.

Pigs can be fast and mean with nasty teeth.

[Organic Panic]

[dfwgator]

Now all we need is sheep and you’ve got a Pink Floyd album.

[RichInOC]

“It’s BACON!”

[WKUHilltopper]

Will the cops get fired for failing to shoot the dogs?

[Ditter]

Pig are very resilient and probably could have floated in the pool until the dogs were tired of trying.

We were fishing in the middle of Galveston Bay when we came upon a female pig and her 2 babies. They had probably been chased into the water by dogs,wolves or coyotes. Mom was clearly lost and swimming in circles and out of sight of land. We brought the babies into our boat, saving them from drowning. We gave them to a FFA student and our story made the local papers.