[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Hey Hitlery, how about you answer some questions? You know, for once.

[relictele]

My eyes water at the sight of Hillary and I’ve never met her.

[Norm Lenhart]

Well sure. Ever touch a hot stove? It hurts! No surprise here.

[V_TWIN]

if she touched me I’d probably cry too.

[dfwgator]

s Hillary Clinton the lost Beatle? Or channeling Barack Obama circa 2008?

Or Adolf Hitler circa 1935.

[ZinGirl]

D a r n .... I was hoping for a “good” crying, like where the girl is revolted and screaming for bleach or something. Feh.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I am not cynical enough. I can never be cynical enough.

[central_va]

Better than bursting into flames.

[driftless2]

Maybe the girl was crying because as she touched Hillary, Hillary made a grab for the girl’s pocketbook.

[KC_Conspirator]

I live in a land of idiots.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Shark skin is very abrasive.

[browniexyz]

It’s the disturbing, fake-calm, fake-ordinary voice Hillary uses. #nailsonachalkboard. It’s as though she took elocution lessons from the same folks as Barry did.

[Quickgun]

I’d cry, too, knowing that I’d need to get the body part she touched amputated....

[Slambat]

Not a little girl but a grown woman.
Good way to con a bunch of people to
watch a hillary add. You are the
masta, propaganda./S

[struggle]

It’s because the girl realized that 10 minutes of a Hillary speech could pay for a lifetime of treatment.

[Mr. K]

I finally have something good to say about Hillary: At least its good she did not burst into flames

[Flick Lives]

(She's after the salt!)

[WKUHilltopper]

A planted actor. Just bad theater.

I cry too...crying this is all my country has to offer. We’re kaput.

[RetSignman]

[Vinnie]

Did I see a little smoke curling up from the handshake?

[katana]

My reaction would be to projectile vomit, but that’s just me.