[a fool in paradise]

Whitehouse.gov petitions are a lot like this...

[MeshugeMikey]

Dear WHitehouse.gov as a new visitor to "your" Site I'd like you to take this fine opportunity toi Track my every move on the internet Please. Collect every stinking keystroke entered into my computers random access memory...and please peruse all my image files especially my heartfelt tributes to The Great Leader

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[Idaho_Cowboy]

I used to go to a Barber shop that had one of those only theirs was a rusty bear trap hanging on the wall with a little sign. “For the complaint department press the silver button.”