“Sounds like a good idea for a Barbra Streisand movie.”
How about we call this one “Mental”
The Angry Inch Argument (Before The Sanhedrin)
“Bubulahs—my parents tell me my mohel chugged a quart of Mad Dog and was completely meshuggenah at my brit melah!
This was just a ‘deep circumcision’! Let my schvanschtucker go ... “
(Morgana, autocorrect fought me every, um, inch of the way on this one. And it was right to do so.)