[x1stcav]

You’d hit Shrillery> Have you no shame, Sir!?

(A cheap shot I know but I couldn’t resist.)

[DirtyPigpen]

I’d cut my member off with a rusty butter knife and eat it on a hotdog bun before using it to do anything with that bag of filthy, disgusting sleaze meat.

[uglybiker]

You’d hit Shrillery> Have you no shame, Sir!?

With a brick.