Vegans?
The vegans would also get a pineapple, dammit.
From my married days, we'd have fondue (in spite of her sodium complaints...) a couple of times a month.
Usually an Italian loaf, but really whatever was available in that "style".
And a Granny Smith to provide contrast.
(Vegans)
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Not unless they are eating some sort of “manufactured, synthetic” butter. LOL