Darwin will not be denied.
They stink to high heaven but are the meanest thing on four legs.
Cape Buffalo...might have them beat.
Not only does this qualify for a Darwin award but I’m rooting for the buffalo. It gets one more dumbass off the highway in front of me. All those people who want to kiss a rattler, hug a lion, ride a buffalo, swim with a shark, walk an alligator or fish a golf ball out of a water trap, climb a landslide, or otherwise ignore the laws of nature, especially gravity-——step right up. I’ll buy a ticket to get them there.
First thing a dunderhead needs to know about a buffalo is that they will defend their space-—with their head.