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If the Muslim Heaven Has 72 Virgins - What Happens in the Muslim Hell? (Vanity)

Posted on 05/31/2015 8:32:57 AM PDT by pinochet

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Hell to Muslim are nice beautiful Christians ladies with bacon cooking. Heaven to Muslims are 63 sheep who ate Viagra, 7 camels, 1 boy and 1 virgin.


41 posted on 05/31/2015 1:24:19 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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The ‘virgins’ are all men with hemorrhoids.


42 posted on 05/31/2015 2:48:32 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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43 posted on 05/31/2015 3:43:27 PM PDT by Svartalfiar
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"If the Muslim Heaven Has 72 Virgins - What Happens in the Muslim Hell?"

Obama's in charge.
44 posted on 05/31/2015 4:06:41 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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The amazing thing is many Muslim men would find being the virgin okay, as many are closeted homosexuals.
A women who is a martyr gets to be a virgin. How nice of them...
45 posted on 06/02/2015 12:17:11 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Ever notice how a spiral goes faster as it nears the bottom?)
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said, "What happens when a Muslim man fails to live up to the teachings of his religion and goes to hell(?)"

There are no assurances that any Muslim will go to heaven except for dying in the name of Allah. Qur'an 9/111 makes that clear.

46 posted on 06/03/2015 12:50:48 PM PDT by Steve Van Doorn (*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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