[left that other site]

Once the authors of renown
Start churning out”Best Sellers”
The quality seems to trickle down
To Literary cellars.
King, and Grishom, Clancy and DeMille
Once they received a crown,
Began releasing books at the will
Of the Publishers downtown
One blended to the next, as if
Their sharp minds had worn down
Till of fictioneers we caught a whiff
In the shape of Sandra Brown.

[Louis Foxwell]

That is certainly worthy of the

Plumed Pen Award