[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Who will pay the $$ to rescue her?

[Does so]

That's a highly likely result of this attempt.

Although there's nothing on the Internet about it, back in the 50s, a man sailed across the Pacific in an aluminum canoe. IIRC, the canoe was decked over, and he had two masts fitted with Gunter rigs. His greatest problem? Hallucinations—especially at night.

[TurboZamboni]

algore and ban ki moonpie.