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1 posted on 05/25/2015 5:46:14 PM PDT by SMGFan
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is Obama called Charlie in some other language?


2 posted on 05/25/2015 5:50:05 PM PDT by dp0622
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Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

Hotspur: Why, so can I, or so can any man;
But will they come when you do call for them?


3 posted on 05/25/2015 5:52:26 PM PDT by proxy_user
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4 posted on 05/25/2015 5:53:55 PM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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Charlie — must be another name for “Allah”


5 posted on 05/25/2015 5:59:54 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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If that doesn’t work, try Hillary Hillary.

Have your credit card number handy.


7 posted on 05/25/2015 6:05:35 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Charlie don’t surf.


8 posted on 05/25/2015 6:05:48 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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It’s NOT a good idea to summon demons. There may not be a demon named Charlie, but when you play these games, unfortunately, a real demon may answer. NOT a good idea.


9 posted on 05/25/2015 6:13:18 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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This is so sexist!

Why did they have to kick Mary Butterworth to the curb?

(or Mary Worth as she was called in some parts of the country)

10 posted on 05/25/2015 6:14:03 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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They'll have to yell loudly for the demon to hear from his golf course.


11 posted on 05/25/2015 6:20:53 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Slow news weekend at Fox 5 San Diego.


14 posted on 05/25/2015 6:27:20 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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Once I said "Bloody Mary" three times in a dark room and a young woman appeared and gave me a mixture of tomato juice and vodka.
16 posted on 05/25/2015 6:39:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
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Pfft. In my family, we believe in Mary Worth, not some upstart pretender.
20 posted on 05/25/2015 7:14:06 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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and just as stupid and deadly.


21 posted on 05/25/2015 7:15:27 PM PDT by Nifster
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and here I thought Charlie only lived in Vietnam?


23 posted on 05/25/2015 7:46:49 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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Introduction to Mysticism, 101.
Same type of “game”, leading to the same starting point on a dangerous path that generally leads to various arcane cults and/or insanity.

Most people instinctively turn away from the lure, and for whatever their claimed reason, are saved from real harm.

Pray for those who don't.

25 posted on 05/25/2015 8:20:55 PM PDT by sarasmom
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Got drunk with a bunch of friends in my early days and somebody suggested we go shark fishing. They were available there. I brought up the point to a less drunk friend that what the heck were we going to do if somebody really caught one. We only had fishing gear and bait. No gloves or pliers or anything else that would help. He didn’t know and neither did I but luckily we didn’t catch any. The important part was what were we going tio do once we caught one?


27 posted on 05/25/2015 8:35:15 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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You can summon a demon anytime by just turning on a PMSNBC camera.
Now sending him back to where he came from, now that would be something.


31 posted on 05/26/2015 3:44:59 PM PDT by Zathras
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