[MuttTheHoople]

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?

Trying to read the waffle-iron.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Yeah, I remember rifling through a “Truly Tasteless Jokebook” back in the ‘80s.

Another one was, “How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her ?”

“By stomping on her braille books with golf shoes.”

[T-Bone Texan]

Q: How did Helen Keller burn her ear?

A: Trying to answer the toaster!