maybe it’s just the new normal of Sea LIon overpopulation and the prohibitions against culling them.
Actually no. He was chased onto land by polar bears that fell off the melting icebergs who then swam to Calipornia, got brain cancer from excessive carbon emissions and tried reading him passages from the Bible.
Being an LBGTQRSTUVWXYZ Sea Lion, he ran from oppression, seeking out a safe sone free of trigger words like “The” and “Is”, only to be beaten by a white cop who moonlighted as a KluKlucSealtrainer at an amusement park.
I am entirely unsure how or why you are unaware of this tragedy.
So.... this young sea lion walks into a bar and...
Climate Change is truly all-powerful. It causes wars in the Mid-east, riots in American cities, infertility in Indian women, and seal pups to walk the streets of San Francisco.
Nothing new. These animals get stranded all the time. It must have been 95 or 96. I was a firefighter in Soquel for CDF. For about 2 weeks straight Cannery Row of Monterey was covered with hundreds, if not thousands, of sea lions. This was before the global warming hysteria hit full steam. You just dealt with it because animals are going to do what animals do.
maybe it’s just the new normal of Sea LIon overpopulation and the prohibitions against culling them
What an utter crap story...
30 years ago, when I lived in Monterey, Sea lions wandering the streets near the Wharf was a daily occurrence.
It was because they learned that was where they could find big piles of fresh, tasty fish being sold. And no one would stop them from eating their fill of it.