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To: WayneS

The protocol is:

Do not run, back away, or crouch down.

Try to look as big as possible and raise your hands up and make a lot of noise.


14 posted on 04/24/2015 10:55:30 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Yes.

But what about the small child I’ve picked up?

They recommend that I pick up a small child, but then do not tell I’m supposed to DO with it...

;-)


17 posted on 04/24/2015 11:01:09 AM PDT by WayneS (Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
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To: nickcarraway

Be like Leonidas in 300. Let the rage flow into you. Let the war cry escape ‘ AAAAAAiiiiieee!’. Hopefully the cat runs. If not, being killed by a mountain lion is a warriorly way to die.


25 posted on 04/24/2015 11:37:06 AM PDT by olepap (Your old Pappy)
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To: nickcarraway

You simply need to outrun the next dude.


29 posted on 04/24/2015 3:07:11 PM PDT by SgtHooper (Anyone who remembers the 60's, wasn't there!)
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