[Cincinatus' Wife]

Fiddle-de-de.

"As God is my witness...They're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it is over I'll never be hungry again. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill....As God is my witness, I'll be hungry again.

[TexasCajun]

[MeshugeMikey]

LGBTYstradyfodwg???

[Talisker]

So now she’s Welsh?

:groan:

[IronJack]

Well, at least they’re not saying she was born in a manger in Bethlehem, the story they told about Barack Obama.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“....which began 160 years ago in crippling poverty”

Posh! I remember crippling poverty from 68 years ago, and my family told a history of it being worse during the Black Blizzards on the high plains, and before!

I’ll never forget how the Twin Towers almost fell on Chelsea! Hillary said so!
Chelsea said she watched the towers fall from her apartment building window!

[MortMan]

I didn’t realize she was that old!

I figured 140, max!!!

[Idaho_Cowboy]

As she kicks off her bid to enter the White House, Hillary Clinton could claim that her path to the presidency began some 160 years ago.

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Well, contrary to what I thought, she has aged well. At the rate we are going she will have begun 900 years ago on the planet Dagoba.

[Billthedrill]

Gosh, it’s a real American success story: a poor girl from the sticks finds that she can sleep, cheat, and murder her way to the occupation of someone else’s house for free. I’m gettin’ kinda misty here...

[ansel12]

I was engaged to a Welsh girl, met her when she was vacationing here, what a little cutie, 19 years old and a “Miss Swansea”.

[T-Bone Texan]

I just assumed she was born a poor black child....