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Woman removed from plane for poking snoring passenger with pen
Chicago Suntimes ^ | 4-16-2015 | Jordan Owen

Posted on 04/16/2015 2:56:07 PM PDT by Citizen Zed

A woman was removed from a flight Thursday afternoon after she “poked” her seatmate with a pen to stop him from snoring before takeoff at Midway Airport, authorities said. 

The customer on Southwest Airlines Flight 577 poked the person in the next seat with a pen to keep him from snoring, a statement from Southwest spokeswoman Brandy King said.

The woman was removed from the flight and the plane took off for Manchester-Boston Regional Airport, according to the statement. No one was injured.

(Excerpt) Read more at chicago.suntimes.com ...


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The pen is not mightier than the snore.
1 posted on 04/16/2015 2:56:07 PM PDT by Citizen Zed
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Where is Marty Cobb when you need her, lol?


2 posted on 04/16/2015 2:59:04 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("Keeping your stick down used to be a commandment, but not anymore" Harry Sinden, 1988)
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Had she put on her burka first she’d have been able to cut off the guy’s head and still stay on board.


3 posted on 04/16/2015 2:59:43 PM PDT by MeganC (You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
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To: Citizen Zed

Watch out, mister! I have a phone and a pen.


4 posted on 04/16/2015 3:00:48 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: Citizen Zed

Only in modern America could so many normal human interactions lead to great expenses and cops and government and formal and elaborate reactions.

Until a few decades ago, everything was just handled by the people who were there.


5 posted on 04/16/2015 3:01:25 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: Citizen Zed

Is snoring a form of micro-agression? She probably felt threatened.


6 posted on 04/16/2015 3:02:35 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: Citizen Zed
Reminds me of a scene in "Casino."

"Is this your pen?"

7 posted on 04/16/2015 3:03:11 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Citizen Zed

Great. Now TSA will confiscate all writing devices.


8 posted on 04/16/2015 3:03:18 PM PDT by EternalVigilance ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Citizen Zed

Hillary! flew back commercial, today. Just sayin’...


9 posted on 04/16/2015 3:07:19 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: ansel12

In the America I grew up in, only a psychopath would poke a stranger with a pen. I still don’t regard it as a normal human interaction.


10 posted on 04/16/2015 3:08:18 PM PDT by FredZarguna (It looks just like a Telefunken U-47 -- with leather.)
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To: Citizen Zed

I can’t imagine anyone doing that.


11 posted on 04/16/2015 3:09:14 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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Hopefully,the lady was removed from the plane while the plane was on the ground.


12 posted on 04/16/2015 3:10:21 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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The proper action would have been to summon the stewardess, then express concern that the snorer “has a medical condition”, so it may not be safe for them to fly. This would make the argument between the snorer and the airline.

Great pun, though.


13 posted on 04/16/2015 3:12:07 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: pogo101
Pen in the neck. That's funny. You're a funny guy.

 


14 posted on 04/16/2015 3:14:25 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Pen or p-I-n? I think there would be a difference. Some people, you just don’t really want to touch.

Oldplayer


15 posted on 04/16/2015 3:15:32 PM PDT by oldplayer
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To: Citizen Zed

Assaulted by a pen! Seems overreaction but she should have asked the flight staff to address the issue or, as I do, put on some ear plugs. Wonder if there is more to this story?


16 posted on 04/16/2015 3:15:42 PM PDT by Reno89519 (For every illegal or H1B with a job, there's an American without one. Muslim = Nazi = Evil)
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To: Citizen Zed

Are we talking about a straight pen, safety pin or a writing pen?


17 posted on 04/16/2015 3:16:36 PM PDT by deport
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To: FredZarguna

I didn’t mean that her act was normal, but that these kind of things that we read about all day used to be part of life and we were expected to deal with them, or us and the people there.

Today, insults, a small scuffle, a weirdo poking you with something, or bumping your seat, or all kinds of things, requires the government or big time authorities to get involved.

Poking someone with a pen, that you were sitting next to, was not exactly freakish and unheard of 50 years ago.


18 posted on 04/16/2015 3:23:26 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: deport

Pen, not a pin.


19 posted on 04/16/2015 3:23:45 PM PDT by ansel12
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To: Citizen Zed

Poking them doesn’t work. You have to pinch their nostrils shut so they are forced to breathe through their mouth :)


20 posted on 04/16/2015 3:32:42 PM PDT by Boogieman
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