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Man shoots at armadillo, bullet hits mother-in-law
walb. ^ | April 14, 2015 | Tara Herrschaft

Posted on 04/15/2015 10:39:43 AM PDT by JoeProBono

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To: JoeProBono
How Far Will a 9mm Kill?

Just something I found real quick on Youtube, just for an idea.

21 posted on 04/15/2015 11:09:36 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: thackney

What’s the difference?


22 posted on 04/15/2015 11:16:33 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: JoeProBono

Armadillo = opossums on the half-shell.


23 posted on 04/15/2015 11:18:29 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Boogieman

Outlaws are wanted.


24 posted on 04/15/2015 11:19:57 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: thackney

That’s a good joke!


25 posted on 04/15/2015 11:23:14 AM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

My Mother-In-Law thought it was funny.


26 posted on 04/15/2015 11:25:21 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: JoeProBono
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27 posted on 04/15/2015 11:25:24 AM PDT by IamConservative (If fighting fire with fire is a good idea, why do the pros use water?)
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To: JoeProBono

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it.


28 posted on 04/15/2015 11:28:08 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Doctrine doesn't change. The trick is to find a way around it.)
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To: JoeProBono

Was she holding the thing?


29 posted on 04/15/2015 11:32:42 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: thackney

Ha!


30 posted on 04/15/2015 11:36:41 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: JoeProBono
long list of men waiting to rent this armadillo
31 posted on 04/15/2015 11:41:08 AM PDT by stylin19a (obama = Eddie Mush)
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To: JoeProBono
Man shoots at armadillo, bullet hits mother-in-law

It's a marketing scam!!! I'll betcha this Larry McElroy is raising a whole barn-full of these armadillo critters, and this story is just to gin up the nationwide demand for his critters. Just like the Pet Rocks, times ten.

I ain't falling for it. My MIL is already gone.

32 posted on 04/15/2015 11:48:41 AM PDT by meadsjn
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To: JoeProBono

A little factoid about armadillos is that they are not native to North America, but come from South America and only made it into Mexico when the Isthmus of Panama was formed. Eleven species live in Paraguay.

“The nine-banded armadillo reached the United States, primarily in the south-central states (notably Texas), but with a range that extends as far east as South Carolina and Florida, and as far north as Nebraska and central Indiana. Their range has consistently expanded in North America over the last century due to a lack of natural predators.”

Lone Star Beer had a great series of commercials about their beer being raided by giant armadillos. I can’t find an archive of the best of them, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub2lgjWxsRY


33 posted on 04/15/2015 11:55:40 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: JoeProBono

The jokes just write themselves.


34 posted on 04/15/2015 12:04:52 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (The greatest danger facing our world: the marriage of militant Islam with nuclear weapons.-Netanyahu)
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To: GeronL; JoeProBono

Stinks, squeeks, and carries leprosy?


35 posted on 04/15/2015 12:24:02 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Lol


36 posted on 04/15/2015 12:48:03 PM PDT by GeronL (CLEARLY CRUZ 2016)
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37 posted on 04/15/2015 1:34:45 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Sacajaweau

they do carry leprosy


38 posted on 04/15/2015 2:58:49 PM PDT by awatson72752
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To: JoeProBono

Get me 5cc of baby armadillo, stat (from imgur)

http://i.imgur.com/cnn9Ojw.webm


39 posted on 04/15/2015 3:16:54 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: JoeProBono
Man shoots at armadillo, bullet hits mother-in-law

An honest mistake.

40 posted on 04/15/2015 3:24:23 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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