Posted on 04/15/2015 8:32:34 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Gwynnie P is down with the struggle, comrades.
She may make $19 million a year, own mansions in London, New York, Brentwood, Malibu, and the Hamptons, charge $550 for her Goop.com travel backgammon set, and fly by private jet, but she feels your pain.
OK, its not as painful as her last $5,200 Thermage session in Santa Monica, but still, she really, really does feel the agony of the ordinary.
Last week, the progressive princess celebrity joined the SNAP challenge. Its basically the ice-bucket challenge for bored Hollywood liberals and media-hungry Democratic politicians. For seven days (or at least for an hour or two after they publish their announcements to Twitter and Facebook), the bleeding hearts play poor by subsisting on a faux welfare budget.
Paltrow was invited to join the poverty voyeurism racket by her good friend Chef Mario Batali last seen eating his way through Spain with G-Pally for a 13-part PBS TV series. What, you dont have a chef bestie to motor around with in a Mercedes across Galicia and Cordoba as you savor almejas, salmorejo, and flamenquines?
When these self-indulgent stars are not binging on European delicacies, theyre purging themselves of liberal guilt with phony gimmicks like the SNAP sanctimony. The idea, Batali explains, is to walk in the shoes of millions who rely on government assistance to supplement their household budgets.
Fortunately for Paltrow, this doesnt mean she has to give up her $1,200 pair of Tom Ford black platform heels or anything else in her well-appointed shoe closet. All she had to do was snap a Vogue-ready photo of her $29 haul of austerity grocery items (likely purchased by one of her many private kitchen assistants at an organic food market in West L.A.).
Pobrecita. Everyone on the planet except for rail-thin Paltrow seems to have understood the hilarity of Hollywoods most famous detox dieter whose calorie intake rivals an earthworms pretending to have the sads over her SNAP menu: seven limes, a tomato, one head of garlic, a bunch of scallions, bags of brown rice, black beans and peas, a package of corn tortillas, one avocado, a yam, an ear of corn, a dozen eggs, and bunches of kale, lettuce, and cilantro.
Pepper Pottss public relations stunt inspired global derision from the hoi polloi of all political persuasions. Lefties excoriated the privileged starlet for making a mockery of genuine anti-hunger efforts. Righties debunked her dubious statistics low-balling SNAP benefits for a family of four. And moms and dads across America helpfully offered cost-cutting grocery lists of their own.
A 20-pound bag of rice, a few bags of various kinds of dried beans, supplemented with some chicken breast ($1.99/pound on sale at my local supermarket), and shes all set, one savvy shopper wrote.
I dont see how its such a big hardship, another added. $29 per person per week is 10 lbs of leg quarters ($7 at 70 cents per pound), 10 lbs of cabbage ($5 at 50 cents per pound), 10 lbs of bananas ($5 at 50 cents a pound), 1 loaf of bread for $1, 1 jar of peanut butter for $2, 1 jar of grape jelly for $2, one 5 lb bag of rice for $3, and $4 for various spices to prepare the food. Cookbooks can be borrowed for free from the library or bought for a couple of bucks at thrift stores.
But let me be clear (to borrow a well-worn phrase from Paltrows favorite man crush, President Obama): Paltrow doesnt deserve contempt because shes clueless and wealthy. She deserves contempt because of her own deep-seated condescension and loathing of the lessers she purports to champion.
Id rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin, she infamously sneered. Presumably, she feels the same way about my childhood favorites: Cheez Whiz in a jar and Ritz Crackers n Cheese Dip in those little portable containers with the red plastic spreader.
Id rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup, she told Conan OBrien. Yes, shes judging you and me and every other normal person who has ever purchased ramen by the pound to save money.
When shes not flitting around the most affluent neighborhoods of America, shes overseas trashing her countrymen. Remember this: I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People dont talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties, she told the foreign press. And: I dont tap into the bad side of American psychology, which is Im not achieving enough, Im not making enough, Im not at the top of the pile.
Paltrow openly despises capitalism and those who unabashedly pursue it. Striving for upward economic mobility is gauche in the eyes of the left-wing 1 percent. Its so much more fashionable to show manufactured sympathy for the downtrodden than to encourage them to lift themselves up.
Only in the land of make-believe is it nobler to simulate being dependent and poor than to aspire to be successful and wealthy.
Michelle Malkin is the author of Culture of Corruption: Obama and His Team of Tax Cheats, Crooks & Cronies.
Easy to do knowing that next week you’ll be back to catered breakfast, lunch and dinner. I really, really don’t like these people. “Now I know what it’s really like to live in poverty.” Right. Fookin’ idjits.
This is why I stopped seeing new movies.
When will this flake go away? I’ve never considered her overly attractive. She certainly isn’t now.
She’s going on a poverty vacation, a poverty safari. Have fun! Does she expect some kind of credit for this?
Now I know what its really like to live in poverty.
Said wile living in the lap of luxury.
As MARK TWAIN said in Library of Wit and Humor about Mark Antony’s speech over Caesar...
“When the Poor hath cried, Caesar wept, because it did not cost anything and made him solid with the masses!”
Hollywood is polluted with people who don’t practice Matthew, ch 6.
[[Now I know what its really like to live in poverty.]]
BS- she has no freaking clue what it’s really like- KNOWING you will NEVER be able to get ahead, knowing you will NEVER be able to afford any luxuries- knowing you will NEVER be free fro mthe constant worry about paying your bills, paying for heat, electricity, gasoline (if you’re lucky enough to have a car), etc etc etc-
IF she wants to know what it’s really like- perhaps she should donate ALL her money to the poor- sell EVERYTHING she has- give it away to poor- and go on welfare and public housing for 10 years- with NO outside help from friends family etc.
She’s a dolt
Now she can consciously uncouple from poverty since she's tried it. And become an expert on poverty for the poverty pimps to parade in front of a Congressional committee.
“she has no freaking clue what its really like- KNOWING you will NEVER be able to get ahead, knowing you will NEVER be able to afford any luxuries- knowing you will NEVER be free fro mthe constant worry about paying your bills, paying for heat, electricity, gasoline (if youre lucky enough to have a car), etc etc etc-”
Exactly. For example, try being in my shoes for the past 40+ years.
“IF she wants to know what its really like- perhaps she should donate ALL her money to the poor”
I volunteer to take all her money off her hands. Hey, I’m not greedy. I’ll settle for half of all her money. :-)
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