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To: JoeProBono
Every Reformation has to begin somewhere.
2 posted on
04/08/2015 6:36:56 AM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: JoeProBono
Just more roll playing.
The next Shi’ite fatwa will claim that Allah decrees the paper should roll on the outside, which will make Sunnis declare that it should roll on the inside...
3 posted on
04/08/2015 6:39:14 AM PDT by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: JoeProBono
What they never used Toilet Paper before? ewwwww They shouldn’t have any problems if they were living in Valenzuela.
To: JoeProBono
Maybe they could put their crescent moon symbol on the outhouse door... oh wait.
6 posted on
04/08/2015 6:42:55 AM PDT by
rdl6989
To: JoeProBono
What a filthy religion.
7 posted on
04/08/2015 6:43:39 AM PDT by
zlala
(Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)
To: JoeProBono
Well this will save a lot of shower curtains!
8 posted on
04/08/2015 6:44:09 AM PDT by
capt. norm
(Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.)
To: JoeProBono
Do they use soap, or just plain water? Wouldn’t disease be a big problem?
9 posted on
04/08/2015 6:44:45 AM PDT by
olepap
(Your old Pappy)
To: JoeProBono
No wonder they are so cranky!
10 posted on
04/08/2015 6:46:47 AM PDT by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: JoeProBono
Turkish Religious Body Issues Fatwa Allowing Muslims to Use Charlie Hebdo Muhammed cartoon Toilet Paper
ther fixed it
11 posted on
04/08/2015 6:49:48 AM PDT by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))
To: JoeProBono
Islam is a system of control / rules. Socialism masquerading as a religion. It is an attempt to enslave the human spirit by stamping out every last ounce of freedom in favor of laws and legalism.
To: JoeProBono
They’re now allowed to use toilet paper, as long as it’s not a ‘fat wad’ .....
13 posted on
04/08/2015 6:51:07 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Humpday BUMPty)
To: JoeProBono
14 posted on
04/08/2015 6:52:02 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: JoeProBono
When a Muslim enters the bathroom, “one should say the A’udhu (isti’adha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer ‘Allahumma innee a’oodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith,’” which means “O Allah! I seek refuge in you from male and female noxious beings (devils or evil Jinn).” The person must enter the bathroom “with one’s left foot and exit with one’s right foot.” No one should “face or have one’s back toward the qibla (direction of prayer – the Ka’ba in Mecca) when urinating or defecating.”
"When you gotta go, you gotta go."
15 posted on
04/08/2015 6:52:41 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: JoeProBono
Glad to hear about another advancement in Islamic civilization. I guess they’ve now advanced (in part) to the 18th century? You gotta love progress!
20 posted on
04/08/2015 6:56:30 AM PDT by
Perseverando
(In Washington it's common knowledge that Barack Hussein Obama is ineligible to be POTUS.)
To: JoeProBono
It’s OK to use paper if water isn’t available now. Don’t they live in desert areas? What have they been doing til now with little water available? Yuck. Also, what have they been doing here? Can shopping cart handles really be sanitized enough with the wipes provided by the store?
To: JoeProBono
By the time I finished that routine I'd be whizzing on my feet!
What do you have to say if you whizz on your feet?
24 posted on
04/08/2015 7:00:15 AM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: JoeProBono
Are there other religions that dictate toilet...um...etiquette?
25 posted on
04/08/2015 7:00:22 AM PDT by
zlala
(Thank you for the ultimate sacrifice Capt. Aaron R. Blanchard, KIA 4-23-13, Pul-E-Alam, Afghanistan.)
To: JoeProBono
Looks like the jihadis are on a roll. Maybe they're trying to wipe the historical slate clean. It can't be fun to be the butt of so many jokes. Maybe it's time to flush the
ancien regime and start afresh.
Who knows what reforms come next? Tolerance for others? Equal treatment of women? Bathing?
28 posted on
04/08/2015 7:02:20 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: JoeProBono
Well ExXXCUSEE me!!! I have been breaking your rules all my life and I will continue to break them!
Now where is my koran t-p?
29 posted on
04/08/2015 7:02:52 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: JoeProBono
If you aren’t facing Mecca when defecating and instead facing away from Mecca, then aren’t you defecating toward Mecca?
I’m surpised these people don’t just forbid defecating altogether.
31 posted on
04/08/2015 7:03:48 AM PDT by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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