[pepsi_junkie]

1) Federal government makes the student loans and backs them up with taxpayer funds.
2) Student loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.
3) Because of (1) and (2), loans are easy to get. Student goes and gets easy money loan.
4) Colleges say "cha-ching!" and raise tuitions.
5) GOTO (3) until the system collapses.

[Jan_Sobieski]

1) Federal government makes the student loans and backs them up with taxpayer funds.
2) Student loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.
3) Because of (1) and (2), loans are easy to get. Student goes and gets easy money loan.
4) Colleges say "cha-ching!" and raise tuitions.
5) Students in debt that cannot find jobs are offered Americorps (brownshirt) jobs for tuition reimbursement (and votes).
6) Brownshirts are tasked with investigating right wing extremists and policing fairness doctrine in all forms of communication
7) Brownshirts are paid to uncover all sedition (disagreements with progressive elites)
8.) All seditious parties are locked up into detention centers and forfeit property and belongings to brownshirts
5) GOTO (3) until the system collapses.