[DuncanWaring]

What’s the average number of steps each will take before they hit a land mine?

[thorvaldr]

Assuming the NORKs don’t arrest them for being spy’s before they get to the minefield.

[Rinnwald]

What’s the average number of steps each will take before they hit a land mine?

Just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop: three.