So... I guess poor ol’ Patel, or Prakesh, or whatever the hell his name is, did NOT get laid...
BUT... The REAL question is... was she in fact a Hottie, or a nottie?
I gots ta know... there’s some questions that just GOTS ta be’s answered... and this is one of them.
"I gots ta know..."
Indeed, some Indian women are heartbreakingly beautiful (Freida Pinto), some are breathtakingly hideous.