Kids are expensive and I can barely support myself.
Why get married?
Oh wait. I just figured out that there is not going to be anyone to take care of me in my old age if I don't have a family. Plus I'm over 30 and not getting any younger. And Mom and Dad are not going live much longer and I'm going to need my own place.. Yikes! Better find a girl, quick.
“Oh wait. I just figured out that there is not going to be anyone to take care of me in my old age if I don’t have a family.”
Maybe that’s a reason for women and pussy men. But as a man I’d rather not live than get to that point.
If I can’t wipe my ass or talk, give me the shot.