Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Say Wife Stole his Cocaine

New York Post ^ | March 6, 2015

[nickcarraway]

Police say a northeast Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife stole his cocaine and was then arrested himself.

SNIP

The Repository in nearby Canton reports Collins’ jail records didn’t indicate whether police located the reportedly stolen cocaine or his wife.

[nickcarraway]

Life in the Slow Lane

[faithhopecharity]

yeah well....
if the nice police officers can’t even help get your drugs back, what the F good are they?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“a northeast Ohio man”
Canton is certainly not Northeast Ohio!

[nickcarraway]

A question I wish I could ask the late Marion Berry...

[Army Air Corps]

Dope makes ya stupid.

[faithhopecharity]

Ha! yes, Marion Barry. Indeed!

(ps: how did Marion get the middle name: Shepilov?)

and was that why Harry Truman just used an S.?

smile
smile

[RginTN]

cocain is so 1980s!

[Army Air Corps]

Perhaps they are retro Druggies. Next, they’ll “Dig” the 1970s and try smack.

[TBP]

I’d say they’re both in trouble.

[tumblindice]

This guy was taking Vitamin S (tupid).

[BipolarBob]

“Cocaine’s’ a helluva drug”.

[Army Air Corps]

A little music for this thread.

[pas]

South of Cleveland. Which is he Ohio.

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Dave’s not here.

[day10]

The biatch set him up.