Cracked is the right publication to handle stories such as this.
But this is why the democrats are so desperate for the rest of us to pay for ALL healthcare for their voters: “That’s why there’s a huge black market for things like testosterone. I won’t tell you where you can find it, because I can’t afford legal fees either, but let’s just say the stuff you get on the black market really brings out the animal in you. Specifically, the horse in you. Fortunately, my fiance can get it for free, due to the Czech Republic’s socialized medicine, but until recently, I couldn’t ride that sweet healthcare train. Without insurance, I couldn’t even afford to see my therapist as often as everyone would have liked. It could be a lot worse, though, because ...
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