Let me tell you, if it’s vodka and crab rangoon appetizers then sign me the f**k up.
Ni hao comrade! Stalinmao Airlines: “Our pilots are drunk and our airplanes crash after a month.”
Boy I’m hungry today. Skipped lunch and worked.
LOL! Lots of Sino-Soviet jokes here.
How about stewardessess? When Aeroflot instituted direct service to New York, they purposely selected homely Soviet women as flight attendants to prevent both hanky-panky & defections.
If Chinese, the stews will all look eerily alike.