I heard that it was really Brian who invented the polio vaccine...and engineered and built the interstate highway system...and dug the Panama canal with a shovel. Let’s see, there was Paul Bunyan, John Henry, Pecos Bill, Finn MacCool, Chuck Norris and Brian Williams. All the rest sat and drank beer while Brian dug the canal. Oh, yeah, almost forgot, he was King Arthur’s favorite knight also.
You cannot forget that he and Al Gore invented the internet AND Global Warming.