[9thLife]

Anything for a buck, eh NFL, networks?

[SoFloFreeper]

Seriously? The NFL aired a scientology ad? Is this the same NFL that refused to air a Tim Tebow pro-life ad? Or did they finally allow that?

Seems to me the NFL turned down some ad a few years ago because it was too pro-Christian....

Mebbe I’m wrong, but that is in the back of my mind.

Anyone remember?

[verga]

Cult with three piece suits, next question.

[Vaquero]

You see, Stan, there is a reason for people feeling sad and depressed. An alien reason. It all began 75 million years ago. Back then there was a galactic federation of planets, which was ruled over by the evil Lord Xenu. Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulated, and so he rounded up countless aliens from all different planets, and then had those aliens frozen. The frozen alien bodies were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruisers, which looked like DC-8s except with rocket engines. The cruisers then took the frozen alien bodies to our planet, Earth, and dumped them into the volcanoes of Hawaii. The aliens were no longer frozen. They were dead. The souls of those aliens, however, lived on, and all floated up towards the sky. But the evil Lord Xenu had prepared for this. Xenu didn't want their souls to return and so he built giant soul-catchers in the sky. The souls were taken to a huge soul-brainwashing facility, which Xenu had also built on Earth. There the souls were forced to watch days of brainwashing material, which tricked them into believing a false reality. Xenu then released the alien souls, which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion. At the dawn of man, the souls finally found bodies which they could grab on to. They attached themselves to all mankind, which still to this day causes all our fears, our confusions, and our problems.

[Caipirabob]

Super Bowl: Scientology Ad Promises "The Age of Answers"

Are scientologists completely bonkers?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

All in all, the worst collection of commercials by far I’ve ever seen.

[KarlInOhio]

I don’t remember this ad. I would have shouted “Hail, Xenu!” if I had seen it. Did they show it before or after the game instead of during?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Gimme $4.5 million and you can blowviate for 30 seconds in my front yard.

[9thLife]

An interesting addedum:

George Washington University Dean Proud That Scientology Founder Was a Grad