To: Citizen Zed
KFC is a weapon of mass destruction.
To: Citizen Zed
3 posted on
01/29/2015 2:06:27 AM PST by
MilesVeritatis
(Devote yourself to the truth, no matter where it leads you.)
To: Citizen Zed
4 posted on
01/29/2015 2:21:29 AM PST by
rawcatslyentist
(Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
To: Citizen Zed
As long as it had bacon, cheese, and jalepenos.
6 posted on
01/29/2015 3:27:56 AM PST by
waterhill
(I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
To: Citizen Zed
They stopped selling early when too many Filipino customers complained that the “hot dog” meal didn’t actually include any dog at all
7 posted on
01/29/2015 3:35:22 AM PST by
Mount Athos
(A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
To: Citizen Zed
Holy Cow!
A few jalapeños, some spicy BBQ sauce, and a tad biz of cheese whiz and you’re talking about a bowel explosion bigger than anything Cascara Sagrada could produce.
To: Citizen Zed
Because you need lots of calories to stay warm in the Philippines.
10 posted on
01/29/2015 5:10:55 AM PST by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Citizen Zed
Add a side of quinoa and a diet Snapple, and it's calorie neutral.
11 posted on
01/29/2015 5:13:57 AM PST by
petercooper
("How To Destroy The Country In 6 Short Years" by Barack Obama & the Democrats)
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