Don’t forget the toilet paper!
The rule is: The more hype by the National Weather Service, the less the storm. But you can safely predict an abundance of network weather reporters standing out in the storm saying the same lame things.
1. Rip a page out of a small note book.
2. Fold ripped page in half,
3. Fold in half again,
4. Now tear the folded corner off and save it you'll need it later,
5. Unfold the note book page,
Put your index finger through the hole, covering your knuckles,
6. Wipe butt exit with index finger,
7. Grab paper protecting knuckled to wipe index finger,
8. Take the little corner you were supposed tho save/keep and use it to clean under your index fingernail,
9. Put all the paper in the toilet then flush.
My practice on that is, when I'm below a six-month supply, buy another year's worth up in tax-free Cowhampshire, on my 6% discount credit card.